This is a global player original podcast.

Welcome to Restless Natives. This is the bonus ball episode with me, Gordon Smart,

formerly known as the civilian, now a fully fledged, fully employed, member of staff,

public service broadcaster of the Ruthian principles to educate and entertain and inform

my young friend, Mr. Maltiserise himself, Fanny DeVito, Leonardo DiCaprio,

it's Mr Martin Comste.

Ah, you fucked it!

Ha ha! You fucked it!

Damn it!

I love when you fuck it, because it's not often,

it's not often you do it.

It's not often. I like it what you do.

Here, listen, mate, speaking of Leonardo de Crappio,

did you bump into him when you were fanning about in Los Angeles, being an actor off duty?

No, I was told you because fucking Tony,

we went, because you know Soho House there is the spot.

So the Foreign Secretary of Restless Natives,

went to meet the big man, and he loves it a bit of the big man. He's like, meet me at Soho House.

So I went to meet him there.

The fucking place was shut for a private event.

So he was going to have his nut.

I would have paid.

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