BONUS – Goodbye Matt, thanks for the memories

Short & Curly

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Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Philosophy

4.6 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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See if you can work out which episodes these classic Matt moments are from as we say goodbye (but hopefully not forever) to our wonderful ethicist Matt Beard.

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0:00.0	ABC Listen
0:01.8	Yeah, we're rolling, action
0:04.9	You want to make a behind-the-scenes documentary about Short and Curly.
0:09.1	Sure, let's do it.
0:10.6	Right, so you want to ask us specifically about Matt Beard?
0:13.7	Yeah, I can do that, or at least I'll try.
0:16.7	Why is Matt Beard leaving Short and Curly?
0:19.8	That's a good question.
0:21.7	Obviously, there's been plenty of media speculation.
0:24.8	Yeah, we've all heard the rumours.
0:26.9	I mean, someone told me he's following his lifelong dream
0:29.4	and finally starting that company, Dr Beard's Beard Growth Tonics.
0:33.4	I heard he's opening a sweaty yoga class studio.
0:36.4	Not hot yoga, specifically sweaty yoga.
0:40.8	But the point is, you know, whether it's yoga or beards or something else,
0:44.7	we can confirm that he is actually leaving Short and Curly.
0:50.2	How should I describe Matt Beard?
0:52.8	Well, he's got range, that's for sure.
0:56.0	You need him to be a pirate captain who hates potty mouth?
0:59.0	Easy.
1:00.0	We might see some scallywags walk in the plank today.
1:04.0	Woohoo!
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