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It's turkey lurky time. Tom Turkey ran away, buddy just came home.

That song is about Christmas.

Rick, play the music.

I'm not going to be insulted on my very own podcast.

Except it's Henry.

We're on the Patreon.

Motherfucker!

Yeah, so that's from Promises, promises, and we need a little Christmas, and it's a Christmas song, and they say turkey.

They just say turkey.

It's not a Thanksgiving song. Excuse me. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are we going to argue on Thanksgiving Day? They sing, we need a little Christmas. We need a little Christmas. Write this very minute. That is from Mame. Is that what you were thinking? How does it go, Henry? A snowy-blowing Christmas. I missaltoe Christmas.

I'll take you a lucky Christmas to you.

And then they do that.

Bac-Gackackack.

Gaggack.

Welcome to I Think Nots Patreon, where we are gay and stupid.

I forgot about that.

You are right, but you did sing, we need a little Christmas.

You hopped musicals. You know what, though? They don't care. They love us. Heidi B's, happy Thanksgiving. It's Thanksgiving. Thanks living. I have seen this every year. I don't like Thanksgiving. I don't care about Thanksgiving. You know why I don't like turkey. It's a dry meat. It's a tasteless meat. It's an unnecessary meat. Let the turkeys live. Eat a pig. I'm just kidding. Pigs are geniuses. They're smarter than dogs. Everyone leave me alone. Okay, pipe down. Thanksgiving and New Orleans is great because they have everything. You have a honey baked ham. You have a nice stuffed chicken. You got a stuffed turkey. You have gumbo. You have all kinds of things. You say hello to your mother and father on the mantle. Hello mother. Hello father. I saved you some dressing, ma'am. I do enjoy Thanksgiving because it's always been fun to like be with family when they were all alive. Anyway, I hope your family is alive and you're having a great day. I don't know. My dad might be alive. Who knows? I'm really excited to be back with this series.

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