Bonus: Fritz Gets a Man Bun
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2016
⏱️ 4 minutes
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Summary
Captain Baxter tasks Commander Hayes with exterminating a flying squirrel.
Featuring
Griffen Eckstein as Chief Engineer Fritz Fassbinder
Chris Rathjen as Commander Corbomite Hayes
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter
Improvised as a warm-up July 24th from a suggestion by Byron Walthall.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Matt Young of the Empire Star Trek, better known as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
| 0:07.0 | Today's bonus scene is called Fritz Gets a Man Bun. It was recorded on July 24th from a suggestion by Byron Walthall. |
| 0:15.0 | Please enjoy the scene and then stick around for news afterwards. |
| 0:18.0 | I get, okay, I want to see a scene between Fritz and, um, and let's do a Corby |
| 0:31.6 | Hayes called Fritz Grows a Man Bun. |
| 0:35.6 | Yes. |
| 0:42.3 | Just go, go talk to him. I'm gonna be, I'm over here. |
| 0:43.3 | Okay, um, hey, uh, Fritz. |
| 0:46.3 | Hey, what are you guys doing down to the engineering? |
| 0:49.3 | Bye! |
| 0:50.3 | Well, Captain Baxter was not here. |
| 0:53.3 | I mean, he was here, but he was passing through. |
| 0:56.3 | And he was passing by and didn't ask me to talk to you about your hair. |
| 1:07.0 | Do you like it? |
| 1:08.1 | I'm growing it out. |
| 1:09.3 | I love it, actually. |
| 1:10.5 | I think it looks real good., but no, I hate it. |
| 1:13.6 | What? Why do you hate it? Baxter, why does he hate my hair? Do you hate it too? I see you is hiding behind that barrel. |
| 1:21.6 | Oh, gosh. Sorry, I got stuck behind this barrel for a second. |
| 1:25.6 | You still have hay on you. You have to brush it all. |
| 1:28.3 | Oh, there we go. |
| 1:29.3 | Oh, no, I think it looks good, but quorum mites being a real stickler about the rules. So you gotta, you gotta get rid of the man bun. Really, I mean, if you- I mean, just the rules are, you know, as long as you, like, up some culture reason like because you know as long as the crazy culture reason yeah |
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