Welcome, everybody. I'm Alonzo Durality. That's Dave White. And we're here with episode

three of Finding Mr. Christmas, recapping for Deck the Hallmark. Welcome.

The dropping like flies. Yes, we lost our gay. Well, our openly gay contestant at the very beginning for medical reasons.

Daxton has an eye problem.

He detached a retina.

Yeah, retinal detachment.

And they send him to the hospital, and then everyone gives a memorial fist bump for Dax.

They take down his stocking in a very moving and manly ceremony.

Tomorrow they will forget his existence.

Totally.

But then, my personal favorite, Gage.

Gage is back for it. Gage is ready to rumble. Gage is ready to recalibrate his situation.

Gage clearly got shown the footage from the previous episode.

Yeah. He says, I was too cocky. Time to re-stratageize.

And then he says, but you know what? Having Daxton gone is a talking. Yeah. Time to restrategize.

And then he says, but you know what?

Having Daxton gone is a great opportunity for me.

I do wonder if we're going to get an episode where nobody gets eliminated to make up for this or if losing someone to a medical emergency was just factored in all the way?

I don't know. I don't know.

And if nothing else, it gives our Australian Hayden something else to cry about.

So they give, which, by the way, I've developed a new conspiracy theory.

Oh.

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