Hello, Deck the Hallmark.

We are Decky Winners, Alonzo Duraldi, and Dave White.

And the board at Deck the Hallmark has asked us to provide recaps for the new Hallmark

Plus reality series, Finding Mr. Christmas.

So the first two episodes drop on Halloween, when else?

And here's a quick rundown of what happened.

In episode one, we meet all the guys.

This is the two-episode thing that we're doing for you, by the way.

They drop both episodes.

In episode one, we meet all the dudes.

I wrote down their names.

Not that it matters, because they're all going to go away eventually.

Except one.

Except one.

First thing you notice about all these guys, here are their names.

Parker, Jonathan, Isaac, Gage, Daxton, Elijah, David,

Hayden, Blake, and Ezra.

They all have serious skin care regimens.

They are going to be jumping through a lot of hoops.

Each episode, they're going to do a festive face-off. And then they're going to do a festive face-off and then they're going to do a star quality challenge

it's worth that yeah go on well it's worth noting that in the first two episodes

the winner of the festive face-off winds up in the bottom three

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