Bonus: Fad Diets

Maintenance Phase

Aubrey Gordon & Michael Hobbes

History, Science, Health, Health & Fitness, Wellness, Education

4.8 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week's show is still in the oven so we're releasing one of our first Patreon bonus episodes. We asked our listeners for the wildest and wackiest fad diets they've ever tried and ended up doing mini-deep dives into The Rotation Diet, The Shangri-La Diet, The Special K Diet, Bethenny Frankel's "Naturally Thin" plan and the Blood Type Diet. Enjoy, and see you next week! Support us: Hear bonus episodes on PatreonDonate on PayPalGet Maintenance Phase T-shirts, stickers and moreThanks ...

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0:00.0	Hi everybody and welcome to maintenance phase, the bonus episode of a podcast that will
0:15.3	teach you how to lose 10 pounds a day for three weeks straight.
0:19.0	It's safe, we promise.
0:22.4	This is the episode where we finally launch our FAD diet.
0:25.3	This is it.
0:26.3	Mask off.
0:27.3	Wait, no, now I want to know what your FAD diet would be.
0:29.8	It would be biking around all day, getting really hungry, but not eating anywhere because
0:33.4	you're a huge food snob and then coming home and roasting like 31 sweet potatoes and eating
0:39.2	all of them.
0:40.6	What would yours be?
0:42.1	Crash diet probably for the summer only, but it's like you can only eat what you grow.
0:47.0	Ooh.
0:48.0	I have seven patty pan squash from my garden in my fridge right now and do I have a plan
0:53.8	for them?
0:54.8	No, I do not.
0:55.8	That's too many.
0:56.8	That's the most Portland sentence you've ever said on the show.
0:58.4	I really am just a caricature.
1:01.6	You're actually a sketch that I've been doing.
1:03.6	I'm doing both voices on this podcast this full time.
1:07.6	Surprise, it's me.
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