All right, friends, welcome to our first ever Patreon episode.

Ooh!

This is our first episode we've ever done of Patreon period.

Yes. But it's also our first episode with our mom.

Woo!

Welcome to the show.

Thank you for having me.

You're welcome.

So, okay, we get asked a lot to have our mom on our podcast, so we thought,

what better way to do that than behind a paywall, in my opinion?

What better way to kick it off than to only give it access to people who are willing to pay money to see it. I taught them well. So we wanted to have you kind of talk about, we've like loosely kind of described how we were as kids. Yeah. So we wanted you to describe us as kids and then we can giggle and tell stories about it.

Okay, so obviously I'm the oldest. So what was I like as a baby?

As a baby you were perfect

perfect angel if you will never cried only if you were hungry or if you

needed to

strangers, strangers, which was very nerve-wracking for a mom.

I'm like, get over here, you're one of those people.

So, and now I hate talking to people, so I don't know how that happened.

The irony, right?

And you would not go to sleep unless I was home.

So if I worked late and your dad was putting you to bed unless I was home.

So if I worked late and your dad was putting you to bed, he would, it would drive him crazy.

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