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BONUS EPISODE - We Three Drinks (Coffee, Hops, & Grapes)

Completely Arbortrary

Completely Arbortrary

Comedy, Education, Science

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Enjoy this BONUS EPISODE from our Patreon as a palette cleanser to this season of food trees, in which we discuss three drinks from non-tree plants; coffee, hops, and grapes.

Completely Arbortrary is produced and hosted by Casey Clapp and Alex Crowson

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Cover art by Jillian Barthold
Music by Aves and The Mini-Vandals


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0:00.0

What's up, Fungal Associates, welcome to the completely arboretum, KC.

0:07.0

Alex, good morning. Good afternoon. Good afternoon.

0:12.0

Why does time fly so fast? Currently 108 in the PM. KC, it's true.

0:17.0

I have not seen you for weeks. Where have you been my boy?

0:23.0

Three weeks. Where have I haven't? I've been.

0:26.0

Oh, wow. Yeah, basically anywhere east of Arkansas.

0:31.0

You've been on your celestial pilgrimage.

0:34.0

It's exactly what it is. I went over to the Midwest, the Southern Midwest also.

0:42.0

Arkansas. That's right. Not your Kansas, our Kansas.

0:46.0

Oh, yeah. That's what they do at the college games. I think they actually, they say,

0:51.0

who's Kansas are Kansas. That sounds a little racist.

0:54.0

Well, wait, how? What do you think you could look at that as an anti-immigration sort of.

1:02.0

Oh, yeah. Okay. Sorry. I think I should give some context.

1:05.0

I don't know this for sure, but I think it's a chance that the school does during football games

1:09.0

while they're playing against OG Kansas. Yes. Okay.

1:13.0

Yeah. So it makes it context. It makes sense. Yeah, with context.

1:17.0

Oh, man, I've been watching a lot of SNL and they, they did a game called Republican or Democrat.

1:23.0

And in the game, like someone who would walk up, they'd be like a game show with two, two people like guessing.

1:28.0

Uh-huh. And they would say the person would come out and they'd be like, this, this is Jane.

1:34.0

Jane's from here. Jane, what do you have to say? And Jane would like sit there and just like have three sentences.

1:38.0

And that person would then, they would say something that's like ambiguous.

1:42.0

And if you put it in one context, super Republican, taking the other context, super Democrat.

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