Bonus Episode: TWILIGHT with Joel Jensen

Too Scary; Didn't Watch

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Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Comedy

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🗓️ 27 August 2021

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

We needed a change of pace after The Mist, so this month we are talking all things Twilight! Watch/listen to find out if we can make a Twihard out of our trusty horrorspondent Joel Jensen.

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0:00.0	This is Emily, Emily and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary, Didn't Watch. Hi everyone welcome to two
0:16.7	to what.
0:18.7	We just knocked on our headphones. It's a bonus episode number two for the month of August.
0:29.1	What is episode number two?
0:31.5	Wohoo! Whoohoo! And, um... was episode number two. Whoa! I did the homework this time.
0:37.0	I fucked it up last time and 100% did not do what I was supposed to do, but this time I did it.
0:45.0	This time she did it.
0:46.0	This is...
0:48.0	Well, it's a video episode if you're in 25 class Center Circle,
0:53.4	which if you're here you are.
0:55.4	And so you may notice we've got a couple
0:58.8	a couple of fun guests, I would say.
1:09.2	We are doing twilight as promised and as promised we have brought along our dear friend and Hor respondent Joel who has never seen a Twilight movie.
1:15.0	Joel, introduce yourself.
1:18.0	Hey, everybody, I'm Joel, classic edition, Horrespondent. Yeah. I'm very curious about this movie, never seen it.
1:27.0	I'm of the age bracket of people especially young men who sneered at these movies when they came out
1:37.2	But I'm going to bring an open mind and an open heart and an open mouth full of sharp teeth. Oh my God that's all we can ask. That's all we can ask for.
1:47.2	Full of sharp teeth. Wow not just two, not just the not just the two. No way.
1:52.3	A whole bunch. Bicuspis. the not just the two. No way man.
1:53.0	Bicuspids, incisors, molars,
1:58.0	wisdom teeth.
2:00.0	Yeah, no, I'm looking for it to this.
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