BONUS EPISODE: The Spelling Bee
New Rory & MAL
iHeartPodcasts and The Volume
4.6 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
We go into the Patreon Vault to give you a classic New Rory & Mal episode.
Finally, it’s time to see what the gang is made of. Our first (and last) official spelling bee is here. We start the episode off with some jokes and things before somehow arguing about influencers and their ethical responsibilities, and finally get to the game at 37:35 #volume
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.0 | The volume. |
| 0:09.6 | No, Roe and Mow! |
| 0:14.4 | Ladies and gentlemen, good morning, |
| 0:16.5 | and welcome to the inaugural |
| 0:17.7 | 2025 Rory and Mall Patreon Spelling Bee Palooza. |
| 0:23.6 | Let's meet our contestants. |
| 0:26.6 | She's your boo from Syracuse. |
| 0:29.6 | Give it up for Baby Dee. |
| 0:36.6 | To your man on the right, he's a proud boy, but oh, he only eats soy. |
| 0:43.3 | Give it up for all! |
| 0:50.3 | And lastly, everyone is shocked he made it this far by entering the competition. |
| 0:58.5 | I wish he can read, but he can't. |
| 1:01.5 | Give it up for I read poorly Rory. |
| 1:10.6 | They always do the champions. |
| 1:13.9 | He stinks. |
| 1:16.0 | Who that man? |
| 1:17.5 | I'm rooting for the underdog. |
| 1:19.6 | So when who's the underdog? |
| 1:21.5 | The way underdory. |
| 1:24.0 | When he started that music, I had the card up and i thought that was pre-recorded and then i looked |
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