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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

BONUS EPISODE: The Rusty Anchor Happy Hour: We Took the Worst Golden Girls Quiz

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Are you a Blanche, a Rose, a Sophia, or a Dorothy? This terrible Buzzfeed quiz claims to know the answer based on absolutely nothing. This quiz is so bad it's the Miles of all Golden Girls quizzes. But we had a blast taking it! Cheers to another fun night at The Rusty Anchor! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everyone.

0:10.7

So this week for the Rusty Anchor Happy Hour, H. Ellen Scott slash Sadie Pines and I took what is

0:17.2

objectively the worst Golden Girls quiz of all time. And we had so much fun that we decided

0:24.0

to put this episode on the main feed for everyone to listen to. So if you like it, if you want more,

0:30.6

you can join the GGVIP Club at patreon.com slash golden girls podcast. So it's free to join,

0:36.7

but you get most of the perks at the $5 and $8 a month

0:40.2

tiers and I think we've been doing this for like five months now so there's a lot of great bonus

0:46.0

content for you to listen to every week we release a rusty anchor happy hour episode where we watch

0:51.3

random YouTube clips of the girls we play play Golden Girls Madlib. Sometimes we

0:56.8

just tell like really embarrassing or funny stories that happened to us in the past week. I think we

1:01.9

did an episode where we just revealed like which celebrity was on like our not considered cheating

1:07.6

list. We did one about like awkward celebrity encounters. Mine involved a

1:12.8

cucumber. So it's just like you're just getting us for like an extra half hour every week.

1:19.2

Plus we have exclusive interviews with Golden Girls cast members like Yvonne, the aerobics

1:24.6

instructor. Woo! And also Miles's daughter Caroline, and also writers and

1:30.1

producers from the show like Stan Zimmerman and Marsha Posner Williams, who Marsha spilled some

1:35.6

serious tea in our interview. We love Marcia. She made us laugh so hard. So if you love this episode

1:42.6

and you want more of the Rusty Anchor Happy Hour, check out the

1:46.7

GGBIP Club at patreon.com slash golden girls podcast. You're getting lots of bonus content, but you're

1:52.7

also helping two artists keep the lights on. So we appreciate everyone who's joined the club. Oh, we also

1:59.8

have live watchalongs every month.

2:02.1

We all sit around on Zoom and watch an episode of The Golden Girls Together. We talk about it.

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