BONUS EPISODE: The Rusty Anchor Happy Hour: We Took the Worst Golden Girls Quiz
Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast
H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty
4.5 • 605 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2024
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Are you a Blanche, a Rose, a Sophia, or a Dorothy? This terrible Buzzfeed quiz claims to know the answer based on absolutely nothing. This quiz is so bad it's the Miles of all Golden Girls quizzes. But we had a blast taking it! Cheers to another fun night at The Rusty Anchor!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everyone. |
| 0:10.7 | So this week for the Rusty Anchor Happy Hour, H. Ellen Scott slash Sadie Pines and I took what is |
| 0:17.2 | objectively the worst Golden Girls quiz of all time. And we had so much fun that we decided |
| 0:24.0 | to put this episode on the main feed for everyone to listen to. So if you like it, if you want more, |
| 0:30.6 | you can join the GGVIP Club at patreon.com slash golden girls podcast. So it's free to join, |
| 0:36.7 | but you get most of the perks at the $5 and $8 a month |
| 0:40.2 | tiers and I think we've been doing this for like five months now so there's a lot of great bonus |
| 0:46.0 | content for you to listen to every week we release a rusty anchor happy hour episode where we watch |
| 0:51.3 | random YouTube clips of the girls we play play Golden Girls Madlib. Sometimes we |
| 0:56.8 | just tell like really embarrassing or funny stories that happened to us in the past week. I think we |
| 1:01.9 | did an episode where we just revealed like which celebrity was on like our not considered cheating |
| 1:07.6 | list. We did one about like awkward celebrity encounters. Mine involved a |
| 1:12.8 | cucumber. So it's just like you're just getting us for like an extra half hour every week. |
| 1:19.2 | Plus we have exclusive interviews with Golden Girls cast members like Yvonne, the aerobics |
| 1:24.6 | instructor. Woo! And also Miles's daughter Caroline, and also writers and |
| 1:30.1 | producers from the show like Stan Zimmerman and Marsha Posner Williams, who Marsha spilled some |
| 1:35.6 | serious tea in our interview. We love Marcia. She made us laugh so hard. So if you love this episode |
| 1:42.6 | and you want more of the Rusty Anchor Happy Hour, check out the |
| 1:46.7 | GGBIP Club at patreon.com slash golden girls podcast. You're getting lots of bonus content, but you're |
| 1:52.7 | also helping two artists keep the lights on. So we appreciate everyone who's joined the club. Oh, we also |
| 1:59.8 | have live watchalongs every month. |
| 2:02.1 | We all sit around on Zoom and watch an episode of The Golden Girls Together. We talk about it. |
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