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Bonus Episode - Tessa Coates: Resting Witch Face

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8933 Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

As a bonus episode, and as it's Halloween, please enjoy Tessa's Radio 4 stand up special 'Resting Witch Face'. It's all about the rise of witchcraft, and was created, written and recorded during lockdown, so please bear that in mind as it starts off a little unhinged. (But then it gets really good) 


A Tiger Aspect production for BBC Radio 4.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, it's Tessa. As a bonus episode, we thought we would put out as a Halloween special, my half hour stand-up special, an episode I recorded for Radio 4 last year, which is called Resting Witch Face and is about

0:14.3

witchcraft. As a little intro I will do the impression of the Radio 4 announcer

0:19.7

before it came on which went something like this.

0:23.0

And now it's time for our Sunday Stand Up Special.

0:26.0

Is witchcraft on the rise?

0:28.0

I don't think so.

0:30.0

But apparently it is, according to comedian, Tessa Coates.

0:34.4

That's genuinely what she said.

0:36.6

Okay, please enjoy.

0:38.0

It's called Resting Witch-Faced.

0:39.4

It was written by me and produced by Aimeonette and Simon Nichols and is a Tiger

0:43.4

Aspect production for BBC Radio 4.

0:45.2

Thank you so much.

0:48.2

Hello, thank you so much for coming.

0:51.1

Hello, welcome to my stand-up special. My name is Tessa Coates and I know that my voice makes

0:56.8

it sound like I'm a radio fore announcer who's just really trying to fill for time but I

1:01.6

promise you that I'm meant to be here.

1:04.0

This is my first ever Radio 4 show,

1:11.0

and my grandma is so worried about me. She keeps going, oh but who's going to

1:17.4

write it? And I say, well I'm going to write it grandma. And she goes, oh you'll be

1:21.3

ever so sad where nobody comes.

1:23.0

But people have come, you're here.

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