Hey everybody Armando Torres here and you're listening to the show before the show

Just me this week not on the whole show thank God

But we're doing a little something different It's been a very difficult week this week.

Page came down with a case of Salmonella, which I assume is a disease you catch when you start a romantic relationship with a salmon instead of a tuna like

God intended.

So because of that, when we tried to record an episode this week, it went about as well as you would think recording a podcast with Salmonella would go.

So we decided to give Paige some time off so that she could recover.

And in the meantime, we will be releasing this bonus episode with Todd from Horror Virgin.

If you were jonesing for a little bit more Monday morning podcast, I would recommend checking out the

horror version. It's a great show where Todd, who has never seen a lot of horror movies, gets introduced

to them and the results are hilarious.

They're available wherever you listen to podcasts and it is horror virgin.

Super happy that Todd was able to sit down and record with us while he was here in California and I really hope that you guys enjoy this episode as much as I did.

So this does not seem like the type of episode to spend a bunch of time talking about our five-star reviews or

Patreon so I'm just gonna say let's get into the show thank Jesus for the dome. Also, uh, R. I. A.P. Pages bathroom. Okay, bye.

Don't drink the cool. Thank you for tuning in to cult podcast. I'm Paige Wesley.

And I'm Armando Torres.

And with us we have Andrea Cissetta!

Yay! And with us we also have Todd from wait, how do I do this? Do you know your name?

That's my favorite thing to do to every guest. I actually don't say my name on my podcast.

I know.

Yeah, my name is Craig T Nelson.

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