BONUS EPISODE: NIGHT OF THE SNAKE (sample)

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2013

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Night of the Snake contains subliminal sub-audible demonic conditioning messages. It also contains a SPOOKY prank call, a reading of Edgar Allen Poe's premature burial, an appearance by Snake and Alpha-Duncan, and much Much MORE! All for a MERE TWO DOLLARS! This is a bonus episode that will cost you TWO WHOLE DOLLARS, minimum! Scroll down to see additional purchasing options.

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0:00.0	I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know, like someone
0:07.5	you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I just want someone
0:12.5	who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend,
0:18.9	girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly gets you, it's waiting for you unbumble.
0:25.5	Thank you Satan. Thank you so much for giving me the idea to do a special Halloween
0:54.0	episode of the Dunkin' Trussell Family Hour Podcast. Before I get going, I've got to say
0:58.1	some legal mumbo jumbo, my attorney, Nottis Dugzee, says that I have to let you guys know that
1:04.6	from this moment on, you are being programmed by sub-audible messages designed to open your
1:10.6	heart to demonic possession and eventually cause you to spiral down into a place of absolute
1:17.4	surrender to the great Oram Lord who lives at the end of time and is inhaling the entire universe
1:22.9	into his stomach where it will be burned eternally into cinders and ashes and eventually sneezed
1:28.7	back out which will cause the next universe to be born again as this one was. So all that being
1:36.0	said, I hope you enjoyed this Halloween episode of the Dunkin' Trussell Family Hour Podcast. It is
1:40.7	in the tradition of my people to once a year reveal our true identity and the way we do it is we
1:47.2	disguise it as a joke or we disguise it as science fiction. A lot of the times we'll do it through
1:54.7	movies or we'll do it through fictional books but in this case I'm just going to do it through my
2:00.6	Halloween episode of the podcast and let all of you who have been speculating that I am a free
2:05.8	mason or somehow connected to the Illuminati or work for the CIA or a disinformation agent know that you are
2:12.7	none must hear this terrible secret for free proceed to Dunkin' Trussell.com and pay to American
2:20.4	dollars to purchase Bono's episode one night of the snake

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