Bonus Episode: Mando's Mom Doesn't Have a Penis

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

We're back again with another bonus episode for you! This one is from April right after Mando got back from his month long trek up the West Coast and boy do we have a lot to unpack. Both figuratively and literally. In this episode Charles Manson reviews Shen Yun, we eat the world's mintiest gum, and we swap stories about the month we spent apart. Plus, you get a chance to hear Armando's mom's voice! What a treat! We'll be back on Monday with another regular episode.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. Welcome to the show before the show. I'm Armando Torres and I'm Paige Wesley.
0:05.0	And with us we have Andrei Gazeta!
0:07.0	Yay! This is coming to us on the heels of just hitting 400K downloads.
0:13.6	We did it, you guys.
0:14.4	We did it last night yesterday, Friday, which is today.
0:17.9	We're recording this on Friday.
0:19.4	We have, I had the whole gang, so I just thought that we would take this opportunity to say thank you
0:25.2	Thank you guys so much for listening for subscribing
0:29.0	For downloading it for telling people about it for sending us stuff for liking us for
0:34.2	reviewing us for doing everything we appreciate you guys so so so so so very much
0:39.6	so much dank a shame People who listen to this podcast, don't kishin. Thank you.
0:48.0	Now I'm gonna do one, a sexy one.
0:50.0	Okay.
0:51.0	Happy birthday. Cult podcast listeners, people who downloaded this and got us up to 400,000 downloads.
0:57.0	Can you please pull your pants back up?
0:59.0	No!
1:00.0	Never!
1:01.0	Oh!
1:02.0	You guys are... harvest away. It's a baby corn. I get your inhaler and fix it. I don't know what they call baby corns it's not baby corns that's how you know how
1:17.4	low class I am I've always called them baby corns I I don't think there were anything else.
1:23.2	We're low class.
1:24.2	They are like they're a squash.
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