Ooh, yeah, listen up.

Yeah, I can see you new to this.

You ain't got no job.

You ain't got no experience. You ain't got no

experience. You're entry level.

You ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level

your entry level your entry level baby

baby. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh you guys.

Oh my gosh you guys I said it was going to happen it's happening

um Leonhard DiCaprio is on his way over to my house if you're if you're

you're new to the show entry level what I do is I interview usually comedians I made an exception in this episode because I'm close personal friends with the Leonardo DiCaprio.

And if you're listening, this is all,

you already know this, but a year ago,

we made a deal that once I got a thousand reviews,

he'd be on my podcast. Did I know? I would get a thousand reviews he'd be on my podcast did I know I would get a thousand views I did not I didn't but I'm a man on my word and I hit him up I said hey Yo baby Leo we're at a thousand and he's gonna be over here in about ten minutes but in the meantime I'm here with Nick Turner yeah did he ask you for money did he ask to get paid

Of course not friends don't do that to each other he just he's just here to help the entry level

Inchry-level would you pay him to be on this? Yeah. Oh

$10,000. No you wouldn't I would pay him $10,000. I guess that would come back. Yeah you'd probably get it back. Right. So if he was like, but I mean he's doing it for free. Yes, of course. But if he was like, he's like, he's like, you know what, I need $950.

So theoretically, if something happens, and he hears this $10,000.

But he'll hear it because he's going to come beyond the show.

And I'm just nervous. He's going to come beyond the show. And I'm just nervous.

He's going to be here in 10 minutes.

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