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So that's exactly what we're going to be talking about today on the shore times Luke where

you might expect one thing only to find out that the opposite is true.

The modern world is fraught with this kind of behavior isn't it?

You expect one thing you get given the exact opposite or something completely different.

Yeah, when I first met you in about 2006 in XFM, that man doesn't know how to address

himself.

No, I thought you looked really cool.

And I was expecting a dapper, cool dude and what I encountered and subsequently have

experienced isn't that chaotic evil, just pure chaotic evil.

I like the thing I made hay while the sun shone, I've adapted it, I've adjusted.

He's not the man I thought he was, but how can I use him?

Point him in the right direction and he can do my bidding.

Yeah.

Little something.

Is that how you see me, someone who's manipulated you and doing things you don't want to do?

Because it kind of feels a bit like that sometimes.

Oh, yeah, you're like, I'm trying to think, you are the scuder brawn.

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