And the And then. Greetings adventurers. I am your dungeon master Michael DeMaro and my

pronouns are he him.

Hi my name's Nika and my pronouns are she her. I play Rourke.

Hey everybody it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Tim Laning, my pronouns are he

him. And I play Chuck.

Hey everyone, I'm Jennifer Sheik. My pronouns are she her and I am playing

Selene Bon Esper. Hi my name is Mike Bachman my pronouns are he him and I play Screech

Echo. We start off in an office that's in a castle tower. It's a busy day for Tim

Laning. He's the lead guard for Castle v. Lax, it's northeast of Mindfoot.

Typical day, typical duties. Tim walks into the office and there's a big stack of paperwork right there on the desk.

It's a whole pile of applications from potential candidates for that new open level one guard position.

So Tim, why don't you describe, you know, what your typical day is as your guard position

requires, you know, typical typical day, typical do you.

What does that like for you?

Well, it sounds like I, you know, I'm not quite the guy that stands at the gate type

guard. If I'm at an office, if I'm able to sit down, if I got papers in front of me, you know, hey, I probably have a slightly rusty breastplate with just an overly expensive like double it underneath it probably

with like a mustard stain that I can't see right and I'm just all about making sure that I sound busy you know I've probably

the past two days been like oh these candidates I got to get through you know know how it is, and you got to make sure you

pick the right one.

We don't want to have another Bryce incident where it's like, oh, you know that guy.

Oh, yeah, fuck that guy.

Fuck that guy, Bryce, really got rid of the company

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