The purple piper plays his tune, the choir softly sing,

three lullabys in an ancientings on the works of Stephen King.

Each week I'll review one entry in the bibliography of Stephen King and the chronological order of publication.

And if you are listening to this particular episode

please note that this is a bonus episode that is a companion piece to my review of

insomnia and you should only be listening to this if you have finished Stephen King's

magnum opus the dark tower if you have not begun reading it if you have finished Stephen King's magnum opus the Dark Tower. If you have not begun reading it,

if you have only read a few of the entries in that long-running series, you should turn back

because I'm going to get into the ending of the Dark Tower series. So this particular bonus review

is for hardcore Stephen King fans that have finished the Dark Tower.

So if you haven't finished, please turn around.

Go read the Dark Tower, then come back and listen to this.

But if you are listening to this without having read the Dark Tower series,

you're going to get spoiled about everything.

So those of you who have listened to the Insomnia Review,

and those of you that are sticking around for this,

means that you have read the Dark Tower series,

and you have been waiting for this moment for me to talk about

the first thing that we're going to talk about here,

and that is the Crimson King himself.

Actually, guys, before I get to getting into my thoughts, I wanted to read a listener email from

Quinn, and it's an email that's very specific to the ending of the Dark Tower so it makes it very appropriate for

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