And they are some our guide for Marmite first timers. First toast your pillowy soft bread.

Push that.

Liberally spread that butter. Stroke that Marmite open.

Dip that knife and spread that. Don't overload.

And taste that. Marmite. Love it.

Hate it. Get it on.

Yo, what's up, y'all. Before y'all listen to this, this is a bonus episode. I recorded this about a month ago.

So the not the ads, but you know, the announcements are old. It says I'm gonna be in San Diego.

Blah blah blah blah. All that is old. Before you pop this episode on just know it is an old episode that I recorded a month ago.

But here is not here's what's not old today. I'm time stamp of the day.

Today is Saturday, March 26. My tour dates have been announced. All right, tour dates are announced.

I could go down a list right now for you. Fuck it. You got time to listen because you're going to listen to this episode.

You might as well listen to the tour dates. The tours call my edible kicked in. And here are the tour dates.

April 14th. I'm coming to Boston, Massachusetts. April 15th Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

April 20th Memphis, Tennessee. April 21st, Houston, Texas. April 22nd, New Orleans, Louisiana.

April 28th, Syracuse, New York. April 29th. That is Toronto, Ontario.

April, I mean, April May 5th. That's Seattle, Washington. May 6th is Vancouver, British Columbia. That's Canada.

May 12th is Indianapolis, Indiana. May 13th is Cincinnati, Ohio. May 20th to the 22nd is Kansas City.

May 20, oh, no, there's nothing Memorial Day weekend. June 11th is St. Louis. June 12th is Cleveland.

June 25th is Oakland. June 26th is Portland. July 15th is Richmond. July 16th is, what is July 16th?

Come on, help me out. July 16th is DC. And July 17th is Raleigh in July 23rd is Brooklyn.

Now, if you did not hear your city, I'm telling you now, I'm adding think five or six more cities, the cities that are being added this week.

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