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Um, all month, uh, we're, we're telling some, some horror stories from our own dating lives to align with these, I mean, not to align with these movies because like nothing anyone has ever done should align with the movie that you're going to hear today.

But we do have some horror stories from our own lives that are applicable that are about romance and we each have like a little, just a little snippet for you today.

This is less of a story. I'm more of just like a horrific moment and not it didn't even happen to me. It happened to the person that I was with.

Um, so you caused the horror is what you're saying.

I, if, if, if I caused what's about to happen, something is deeply wrong.

There was a guy I was seeing for a while and he was sleeping over one night.

And I was like subletting a place at the time. So we were in like a double bed, which is like not my first I'm five, six, uh, like not a slight woman like I didn't, I, I need at least a queen for to be comfortable.

But we're like in this bad. We're like sleeping like back to back to someone comfortable and he woke up in the middle of the night, crazy sick. Like, oh, no, had a fever, had like all like was like, feel like chills like all this stuff.

I was like not even like he was like coughing and like maybe crying. I don't know. He was very sick. I did not even wake up like he had to like at one point like be like, hey, I'm not feeling well. And I was like, I don't know.

And then so like, I woke up in the morning and he was like, I'm just going to keep sleeping. And I was like, all right, fine. Sleep as long as you want. He slept till like 2 p.m. Which was absolutely enriching.

But then I found so like he like had the flu. And the next I texted him to be like, hey, how's everything going? And he was like, oh, I have bells palsy and my face is paralyzed right now.

It's temporary. And it was like fine after a week or whatever. But he was like, and he was like, I feel fine. But like this happened. And I'm like, did I do that?

Right. Much like the earful of the ear romance. Did I do that? Did I paralyze your face with our very mediocre? No.

It was so good. He gave him bells palsy. I like to think that that is like if it if asked that's what I would say happened. But he just had the flu. And apparently that happened sometimes when you have.

I've never heard of that. I believe well, that and I think they referenced it once on Sex and the City. That's the only time I've ever heard anyone talk about bells palsy.

I had to look it up after he told me and that I laughed and laughed. Oh my gosh. He was fine. Yeah, I'm glad he's doing well. But that is I do think you caused that.

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