Hi, I'm Joseph Finck. What you're about to hear are two clips from our last touring live show,

The Investigators, which is now available right now for sale at nightvail.bancamp.com

and will be available on iTunes soon, or it might be already depending on when you're listening to this.

This is over two hours of brand new nightvail with live music and a ton of guest stars,

plus 10 bonus tracks of guest stars that we couldn't fit into the main recording.

So even if you saw this show live, there is a ton of stuff in here you have never heard.

Also available on Bancamp and iTunes are previous four live recordings and the welcome tonight

Vail audiobook. Check those out and we will see you with our brand new live script,

ghost stories in the US and July and in Europe and October. I can't wait to enjoy.

And now an update on last week's power outages. The nightvail electric utility announced today

that there may be more power outages in coming weeks. This time due to sadness.

We've just been sad this week. The electric utility said, not for any reason, just

sometimes we get sad. What do we need a reason for? Last week we're feeling vengeful, so power outages.

This week we're feeling sad and we're going to continue expressing ourselves through the medium of power outages.

Now power outages were of course certified by the Supreme Court as a protected form of free speech.

In the 1973 case of the Hayworth Electric Company versus the Hayworth Hospital.

And the court stated that reasonable causes for a power outage include

a celebration of a special someone's birthday, expression of undirected anger at an intransigent

political system, and periods of just feeling sad for no reason. But the nightvail electric utility

would like me to remind you that power outages are no excuse not to pay your electric bill.

I mean electricity is after all a privilege not a right. Failure to pay your electric bill

may result in localized lightning storms, shrouded figures standing silently in the back

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