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Well There‘s Your Problem

Bonus Episode 4 PREVIEW: Protestantism

Well There‘s Your Problem

WTYP is Justin Roczniak, November Kelly, Liam McAnderson, and friends.

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4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

A Catholic, a Muslim, and a Jew walk into a podcast to rag on Protestantism.   Here is the link to the real thing: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35433585

Transcript

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0:00.0

Pope Julius II was originally like pretty gung-ho like yeah we're gonna fix the building yeah it's gonna be great

0:05.8

And he gets this report he's like oh boy yeah get get the bulldozers

0:17.0

Everybody's a conservationist until they get the estimate. Yeah, exactly.

0:21.0

So he was just like, can we do the Vancouver thing where we like keep the front foot of the facade and then just build a new thing behind it?

0:29.0

Oh, facade of me.

0:30.0

There are some tiny bits of the spic that are still around but they're like buried underneath

0:35.8

I think there's like parts of the crypt are still there and some of the ornamentation is saved

0:41.3

So cool I want to do Laura Croft shit like I want to like swing across a bunch of like banners and like ancient mechanisms and shit to find those.

0:48.6

So Julius II commits to demolishing old St. Peter's, which is a major controversy in all of

0:56.5

Christinam because this is like an 1100 year old building. He also orders the Coliseum to be demolished to provide stone for the new church.

1:07.0

They don't quite get through with that one.

1:12.0

I love, well, that's, isn't that why it's not symmetrical still, why it's not like a big circle?

1:18.4

Because they just took a chunk off of the top. That's a lot of Roman ruins.

1:24.0

It's kind of like, yeah, we'll just use these as a quarry.

1:26.0

Hmm.

1:28.0

Very cool.

1:29.0

Very cool.

1:30.0

The difficult part about this is, okay, we going to finance our new fancy church?

1:34.8

The new St. Peter's Basilica. How are we going to finance it?

1:40.1

It pulls big button, big lever marked indulgences.

1:45.6

Yes.

1:46.6

We're going to sell a shit load of indulgences guys.

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