Bonus Episode 3 - "The Librarian" Horoscopes

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🗓️ 12 March 2015

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

An excerpt from our recorded live show, "The Librarian," recorded live on January 16, 2015 at Skirball Center, New York, NY.

The complete recording is available at nightvale.bandcamp.com, for whatever you think over 90 minutes of new Night Vale content is worth, and at iTunes (search: Night Vale).

Music: Disparition, disparition.info

Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Produced by Commonplace Books. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.

Transcript

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0:00.0	What you are about to hear was recorded live at the Skurball in New York City on January 16th,
0:05.8	2015. If you weren't there but would like to see what that was like, we have a behind-the-scenes
0:11.1	video on our YouTube channel right now. Just go to youtube.com slash welcome to nightfail
0:18.5	and subscribe to get more bonus behind-the-scenes stuff in the future. All right, I'll see you in a bit,
0:23.6	but for now I take you to that strange little town New York City. More on this story as it develops,
0:31.6	but first, today's horoscopes. Aries? Aries. You have much in common with a tree. A sadness that no one
0:48.4	can see or understand. Communication only through silence and wind. Skin made of wood.
1:01.0	The way you collect sustenance through roots buried in soil, you are very very much like a tree.
1:07.8	Almost impossible to tell the difference. Taurus? Taurus. Today is the day that you change everything.
1:23.4	Oh, I'm sorry. I misspoke. I'm sorry. Let me try that again, okay?
1:27.9	Today is the day that everything changes you. You will be completely unrecognizable.
1:40.4	Yeah, that's it. There you go. Gemini. How scared are you of centipedes? Gemini? I mean, no reason?
1:57.9	The stars are just asking. Like, are you super, super scared? Because I can't say for sure,
2:05.7	but you're pretty brave, right? Like, you could handle a couple of centipedes? You could handle
2:14.9	a bunch of centipedes. Right, Gemini? No reason. I'm just asking. Cancer?
2:28.6	Today is an excellent day for you to demand a promotion, to approach the one that you have been secretly
2:39.0	thinking about for years, to try your hand at that new hobby that you are considering.
2:47.2	Unfortunately, it is a terrible day for getting that promotion.
2:52.8	Having that person say yes and not injuring yourself badly on a power sander.
3:02.8	But you should at least feel great about the attempt. Leo, there's just a thick green smudge here.
3:14.7	And the word cryptotoxicology? So I guess that's a good thing, right? Virgo? Now wait, there are still some of you left.
3:34.9	How did you survive the great culling of Virgos that swept through? Oh, you know what? I'm sorry,
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