I've loosely put this into three sections, so next section is,

next slide, please, land.

He loves the scale model. He loves the little model.

This is genuinely one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen.

You gather all of his friends around until like just watch it going to get stuck.

Check out my new RC car, guys.

This is the problem with dictatorships. Everybody has to stand around like this is normal

and be like, interesting, tiny tank.

This is something called the mouse, the Panzer 8 mouse.

This was the heaviest tank that was ever actually built.

We can see the real scale one.

Even when it's that small, it's the heaviest one there.

It's incredibly dense.

Yeah, all things asmium.

Well, you can see how this ended up for them.

Next slide, please. This is a one that they actually built and you can tell it didn't work,

because it's got Russian chalk all over it.

Oops, sign up for success.

The point of this was to make like a super heavy breakthrough tank that's really slow,

but like it's impervious to everything.

Well, after D-Day, why do you even need a break there?

You're going to do the battle with the bulge and then get smoked.

...