Oh my God. So it's going to y'all be able to comment about speeding on the heritage run.

That's fun. No one uses that road. We saw, we went 400 miles and saw three cars.

Yeah. And it was in the dead. It was in not even the dead of night because we had to wake

up at 3 a.m. to get a boat. Yeah. Yeah. The thing about, well, that's your problem as a

podcast is that if we are traveling to a location, we will arrive there very quickly.

It was we say, not as we do. Yes. Yes. This is the the Patreon episodes where we admit to

all the illegal things we've done. Yes. I've never done any crimes. I'm genuinely, I'm

such a fucking nut. I don't, Alice. Let's do this. Yeah. I don't, I don't even cheat the like

self checkout at grocery stores. You know what? Alice at the rate the UK is going, being trans,

will be a crime soon. I was about to make sure that you could apply for asylum. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, what we did, the woman applied and got asylum in New Zealand because of how how transphobic

the UK is. So damn it. Yeah. Maybe, maybe, maybe move down there. Our next category is the obstacle

course. One of your kids birthday parties. That's so fun fighting for your life. Yes.

Okay. Benian Gardner sent these in. This is apparently a sidewalk intended to be used for bikes

in daybreak Utah, which is a sort of name for a place. Mormon new urbanist community.

I hate all of those words, especially in that order. I do, I do like the little sort of like

impressed bicycle marker. Yeah. That's why I really like this because it shows that somebody cares.

Nice to look at. Not nice to ride over. No. What's interesting is this, this town seems to have

very nice bike infrastructure. Otherwise, but this is pretty dumb.

That's for all the weirdos that moved out to Utah for it's silicon slopes, all shit nonsense,

all those likeered boys. I don't know. Yeah. You're riding this long to to temple and you get

perfectly decapitated by your incredibly starched shirt collar when you hit that lamppost.

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