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Well There‘s Your Problem

Bonus Episode 19 PREVIEW: NASCAR

Well There‘s Your Problem

WTYP is Justin Roczniak, November Kelly, Liam McAnderson, and friends.

Technology

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2022

⏱️ 10 minutes

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vroomfull episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/61694594

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0:00.0

Yeah, we can go into the next slide if you want. Sorry, I feel bad to drive it.

0:03.6

It's like, this is my passion. So it's fine. Ross is dead, actually.

0:07.7

Yeah. Ross is dead. I'm an idiot. I'm still thinking about minions.

0:12.5

I'm trying to pilot Ross. He's a 7-Eleven worker, and I'm there at 2 AM. Just try to get some

0:19.2

cigarettes. That's some fantastic gross mowing there. I could do the American flag and the

0:25.2

sort of like law night from that. That's great work. They also cut the shape of the track itself

0:32.4

into the infield. Yes. And that's our race. It's the most fun you can ever possibly have in the

0:39.5

United States of America. What is tailgay thing? Sorry. Do you not tailgate?

0:45.4

All right. Okay. I guess I'm excited in Europe. Yeah, I guess I'm excited. That's an American thing.

0:51.6

They show up hours before a sports match. You get shit-faced drunk, and then you attend that

0:58.4

sports match. And in NASCAR, you could bring your RV to the track and tailgate in the infield.

1:04.9

Yeah. And you could also get there like three days early and then just continue, like you can just

1:08.8

basically mainline Bud Light for like three or four days while there are race cars racing

1:14.7

around you constantly for like qualifying and practice and test that up in the feeder series

1:19.7

and all that stuff. So you basically just get V8s piped directly into your soul while blitzed

1:26.0

drunk in an RV for like three days. Explain some things. I don't know how you're not speaking

1:31.8

German right now because you're welcome. It's going to look like a Ralph Stettman drawing in

1:38.7

that. Yeah. It does. Yeah. Yeah. But instead of having I have a powerful like fucking

1:47.5

psychic image of how this smells. I will say like these cars all run like, you know,

1:56.4

race fuel and they don't have any emissions regulations. So it smells people. Oh, now you can't

2:02.4

smell them over the fucking enormous V8s just outputting like an entire small airport like

2:09.8

airports carbon emissions for a year just around you in a circle. It's great. It smells lovely.

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