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Secret Keepers Club

BONUS EP :)

Secret Keepers Club

Secret Keepers Club

Comedy

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Getting to some questions we didn’t get to last week! How to deal with being overwhelmed with work while also taking care of your family? How to deal with a friend breakup? Should you apply to the bachelor? AND a SHIT CRAPPENS, with an FMK!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, you're listening to the secret Keepers Club podcast.

0:07.0

Hello, everyone and welcome to Secret Keepers Club.

0:10.0

Thank you guys so much for tuning in so so happy to have you here.

0:13.0

My name is Carly Aqualino and we are doing two episodes this week.

0:18.0

I told you guys on Monday that there was going to be another one because we didn't get to all the questions and I'm trying to keep up.

0:24.0

I'm trying to do as many as I can in one episode, but since I was recording so late,

0:29.0

I didn't want Chris to have to stay up until the wee hours of the morning to get the damn the episode.

0:38.0

So we're going to do two and I have a few emails here that we have to get to.

0:43.0

But I forgot to mention to you guys on Monday's episode because I was just yapping along about the royal freaking.

0:52.0

You know, the freaking royal interview that my friend, well a bunch of people had sent me a link like, oh, this Japanese business man is taking people to space with him.

1:04.0

If you want to go to the moon.

1:06.0

So I'm like, of course, I want to go to the moon and of course I applied for that. I think it was a scam.

1:13.0

I'm pretty sure it was a scam. I don't know what I would have to offer to go to the moon. Like I don't know what like skills I would have to have. I know that I don't have any skills.

1:23.0

I can cook, but at the same time you can't cook in space. So I'm truly useless up there. But I would really be good for morale, I think.

1:31.0

And if any of you know that guy, please do let him know that I would love to go to the moon. And one of my friends had asked me like, wow, if you got a chance to go to the moon, would you really go.

1:43.0

And I'm like, of course I would go. And she said, well, one of the SpaceX things, you know, during a test, nobody was on it. She's like, it just blew up.

1:52.0

And I know last week they were doing a test launch on it. And I'm like, yeah, but even if I blew up going to the moon, that's still a better way to go out than anything that would happen to me on earth.

2:06.0

You know what I'm saying? I'm kind of just like, that's a cool fucking way to go, man. It's a cool way to go.

2:15.0

So I know I know I'm crazy. I know I've never go to the moon. But if somebody chose me for whatever reason, I might have to, I might have to flirt with this little man, you know, hey, take me to the moon with you.

2:28.0

He can't even stand being away from me. So he has to take me to the damn moon. You know how it goes. You know how it goes. Although the whole thing does give me, you know, challenge or vibes when they had asked like just regular civilians to go to the moon and then the freaking the aircraft, the spacecraft blew up.

2:44.0

And it was a terrible tragedy because there were a lot of great people on board. But hey, like I said, if I'm going to go out, you know, what's it?

2:57.0

What's a better way to go than that? Oh, this girl. Oh, how'd she die? She was going to the moon. Oh, okay, well, then that's fucking pretty sick.

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