Hello, listeners. This week we have a very special bonus scene for you. The title is

Elementary, my dear Crick Watson, and it was suggested by Benjamin Sin.

Uh, Captain! Uh! Captain, everybody on the bridge.

Uh, is everything like normal and okay here?

Is everything on the sensors says we're okay?

I mean, my left hand is cold.

Everything's fine, Crick.

We've been decimating the planet below.

Everything's totally normal.

Decimating? Why do you have sleeves? Uh, it's with your sleeves, Cr below. Everything's totally normal. Decimating?

Why do you have sleeves?

It's with your sleeves, Crick.

What's going on? Why are your sleeves?

I was just in my lab, and the portal device I was building exploded, and I was worried that maybe, like, we'd, like, gone through to another dimension or something.

Nope, this is the same old, brutal dimension we've always been part of.

None of you, none of you were wearing sleeves and, and Lorham and Commander Hayes, you don't have beards.

Nope.

Sleeves are for chumps.

Captain, I'm sending derogatory messages down to the planet about all of their mamas.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. Crick, take your station at weapons and start opening fire. What, weapons? I'm a science officer. Oh man, I love watching this guy work. He just murders people like crazy. Why would we need a science officer? Captain I've drawn up the war strategy. It's all here in this tablet. War strategy.

Yes.

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