We'll

Woo, woo, woo, woo,

Emergency election podcast.

Because it's an emergency.

It just happened to democracy.

The election was yesterday, Roth. You want to do an emergency miniature podcast? This better be an emergency. It just happened. Democracy. The infection was yesterday, Roth.

You want to do an emergency miniature podcast?

This better be an emergency because I woke up out of bed

and had to slide down a fireman's pole into the studio to do this thing.

I'm not even dressed, but I heard the siren and went, weo, woo, woo, woo.

And yes, I jumped out of bed and went right, right to my podcasting station.

It might help listeners to imagine both you and I wearing old-fashioned pajamas and sleepy hats

while we record this.

Yeah, I took off my nightcap and my, yeah, like, put on your day cap?

Like a red and white striped nightgap.

Like, with no undies. No, it's just my old man balls hanging down to my

knees that's the only way that you can talk about politics man if you're hanging oh

how are you feeling i don't know how uh okay the one thing i need to tell you is that i am so proud

of myself because i went to bed at nine and I fell asleep and then I woke up.

So I didn't have to deal.

I didn't watch a fucking second of cable news and I was so happy about it.

That's fantastic.

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