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Your cowboy boots are fantastic.

Listen, I'm in Texas. Yeah, yesterday I was in Dallas and today I'm in Houston.

Howdy, bitch. Houston. Houston. Howdy, bitch.

And as soon as, literally as soon as I got off the plane,

because I got here a night before my meetings, as soon as I got off the plane,

I thought to myself, I haven't really got time to go cowboy boot shopping, but

I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. So literally got an Uber from the plane pretty much.

And when to... Spenny wouldn't be one to treat himself.

Spenny. No, no, no, no, so I do treat myself all the time.

No, I know you do. No, no, I know, but I'm just reaffirming it.

You treat yourself very well. Yeah, of course. Yeah, what's the point in making money?

Anyway, so went to this cowboy shop. Yeah, I think it's called Tascados.

What a legendary place. Walked in, the guy goes, hey man, you want a beer or a tequila?

I said, no, I don't drink alcohol, but let me tell you something. That's good customer service.

Thank you for that. That's a healer. That's great.

Paloma, he offered Palomas. Stop it. You want a Paloma? So you want a Paloma? I said,

I want some cowboy boots for my honest mate. Thank you.

I wanted some cowboy boots, but I have to be honest, I wasn't thrilled with their women's selection.

That is why I've looked up. Guess what I've looked up? Got to spare out of this afternoon to go to

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