BONUS: Counting Cars & Nuts High Bedtime Stories?

Restless Natives with Martin Compston & Gordon Smart

Global

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

In your favourite start to the weekend this week: could Nuts High be a bedtime story series? A work prank that's not fun for everyone, more sibling injuries, a lovely Granda story and a sh*te job to rival Gordan's water w*nker one.

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0:00.0	Free the fun-loving you, the fabulous you.
0:03.0	Free the spectacular hat that you bought months ago in anticipation, you.
0:06.5	Free the elegant, you, the glamorous you.
0:09.0	Free the thrill-seeking, heart-racing, adrenaline pumping you.
0:12.7	Free the indulging and exquisite cuisine, you.
0:15.5	Free the being part of a 300-year-old tradition, you.
0:18.5	Free the making and forgettable memories, you.
0:21.5	Free the Ascot you.
0:23.8	Join us at Royal Ascot, 17th to 21st of June.
0:27.6	Tickets selling fast at Ascot.com. Welcome back to Restless Natives.
0:43.7	This is the bonus episode with me, Gordon Smart Fife's answer to a shit, Terry Wogan.
0:48.3	And the one and only national treasure on his pilgrimage to Scandinavia.
0:52.0	It's the man from Nuts High, Captain Chipmunk, Martin Comston.
0:57.6	That was a really nice introduction, but it's Captain Chestnut, darling.
1:00.7	I knew I was going to get that wrong, yeah.
1:02.3	Captain Chestnut, so I got that wrong.
1:04.1	Oh, but here I got that wrong.
1:05.3	Did it?
1:05.5	The colours, I got the red, what?
1:07.8	I got the red one British.
1:10.6	Well, yeah, yeah. We got picked up very specifically on
1:14.0	misidentifying squirrels, which is one of the most insulting things you've ever done.
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