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you won't get your premium DLC. I want the audience to know that I am here for these things. I'm

just staring straight ahead. You know, Obama famously putting his daughters to bed all the time.

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Is that a fucking Gremlin? What the fuck was that? It was a bad mix in. It was a good mix in.

I liked it. He doesn't deserve a proper parody. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. Finally,

someone says it. Hey, maybe appropriate that we're getting political at the top of the

seventh episode because we're discussing for this edition of Premium DLC. A game that has some,

I mean, a good degree of historical significance. Yeah, I mean, we're talking today about

Kaper in the Castro, which is by all known measures, the very first LGBT video game ever released,

which was released in 1989 and programmed by CM Ralph. Just to give you an idea, what's going on in

1989? Well, I mean, like the Berlin Wall, right? Yeah. Am I right? And also video games like

DuckTales, Super Mario Land, Final Fight, Batman, Golden Axe, Mother One. And here we are on the

Macintosh system using the hypercard protocol, the hypercard engine, whatever. Yes. The very,

very first gay game game. And that's on the title screen for this game. On the title screen. Yeah.

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You want to know what this was happening? You're on the, oh, no, you're going to keep going. You're

going to keep going. No, you do yours. Fine, wasn't good. Go ahead. Just keep digging. I was going to

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