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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to Bugel 240 sub-episode,

Buford Badonkadonk. There is no actual bugle this week.

There's been simply too much sport going around it.

It would not have been safe or sensible for anyone to record or listen to it.

That was Britain, winning Wimbledon, all 60 million of us Brits who've strived so hard

for these 77 years. We should be careful though, after Andy Murray's glorious Triumph last Sunday,

British men winning Wimbledon, often presages a world war, Fred Perry in the 1930s, Arthur Gore

in the early 20th century, stock up on your air-raid shelters, Bugelers, things are about to get funky.

All those British nemesis finally consigned to the history books,

where to be fair, they already were in common with other things that have happened in the past.

I mean, these specific history books were only history books that deal with

often early round exits of Wimbledon, but the point stands, they are still in the history books.

Anyway, it was all lovingly watched from the Royal Box by Prime Minister David Cameron,

Ed Milliband, the alleged leader of the Labour Party, and the Scottish First Minister,

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