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Hello, Bugle's and welcome to Bugle issue 4141 subissue A. We're taking the week off this week for one or more of the following reasons.

A. Half term stroke holiday. B. My final attempt to qualify for the GB Olympic freestyle skateboarding team.

C. I'm announcing my entry into the Democratic Party presidential race. D. Joining an expedition to try to find the elusive third pole.

It's out there somewhere, I know it's going to be way more commercial exploitable than either the North or the South.

E. Gardening leave. Or F. Some high level espionage that I really cannot talk about right now.

Suffice it to say that if it's true what everyone says about the Moscow Mafia look I've said enough.

Anyway, instead of a full bugle what you're about to listen to is an episode of the last post.

The last post if you've not heard it is the first edition to our enormous beautiful new stable

and is hosted by Alice Fraser. It's a daily satire show which has traveled across to us from a parallel universe.

In this episode Alice chats with a celebrity called Andy's ultimate about a crisis that has hit the city of London.

A hidden tribe of ancient Britain has been discovered underneath the city and no one knows what to do about it.

Hello posters and welcome to the last post the final word on this the most final of worlds and today is the 12th of February of the year 2020.

Happy birthday today in 1809 to both Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin twin originators of both the movie sliding doors.

And respectively the idea of evolution and a figurehead of the nation that holds the biggest number of intelligent design anti-evolution theorists on earth.

But only one of them has a car named after him.

Your the rapper Chuck D took his name from Charles Darwin.

It's really into birds was he celebrations today include national club pudding day a dish that most of us only know through the

victor of fairy tales and your guest today is Mr Andrew Zodzman recently back from his vivisection tour of the UK.

Well I don't think that is vivisection tour I just had a few incidents on the roads with some slow learning badges.

Yeah well was that habit of yours of strapping blades to the wheels of your tour bus like Buddhica.

Well that's what we voted for Brexit for isn't it about to give British forms of transport.

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