Bonus Bugle: Gargling with Nish and Josh

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4.8 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2021

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Nish Kumar

Josh Gondelman

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0:00.0	The Bugle. Audio newspaper for a visual world.
0:15.0	Hello, you guys. This is producer Chris's straw-to-mable. I am great. You are all okay.
0:22.0	Maybe 6 out of 10. And he has gone on holiday. Daddy is doing press-ups for the guard and was crying.
0:28.0	I don't know how to do this. So here's the latest episode of The Gargles. Alice Fraser is the host.
0:39.0	And she is joined by Josh Gondelman and Nish Keema. Solid bugles. What about that Donald Trump?
0:49.0	I don't think he washes his heads after doing a number two. Here's the show.
0:54.0	This is a podcast from The Bugle. Hello, I'm Alice Fraser and I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
1:02.0	Attackships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched sea beams glittering in the dark near the tan-hues of gate.
1:08.0	All those moments will be lost in time unless you're listening to The Gargles. The Sonic Glossy magazine to The Bugle's audio newspaper for a visual world.
1:15.0	Welcome to the show. Fresh fancier and full of opinions. Our guest-fascinated of this week is Nish Keema. Welcome.
1:22.0	Good to be here. Remember, fashionist for everyone. And our guest science technology and Dunkin' Donuts editor is Josh Gondelman. Welcome back.
1:30.0	My three passions and I would say equally. Welcome to The magazine, gentlemen. Before we dive in, let's have a look at the front cover.
1:41.0	The front cover this week is Simone Biles posing provocatively in a white tracksuit going,
1:46.0	oh now you give a f*** about gymnastics, Gary. The subheadline is, is it time for a mental health Olympics.
1:52.0	Other words on the cover include culture section, jazz, is it, and why not?
1:57.0	And top tips to the new body confidence. Eight of the Massurgical intervention and the other two are just get over it.
2:03.0	Plus, Jesus and His Homeopathic Fish had to feed a host with just a drop of fish sauce diluted in half a glass of water.
2:10.0	The satirical cartoon today is a movie poster of a J-Lo and Ben Affleck gritty reboot. J-Lo and Ben Affleck of course known as blow pears.
2:19.0	In this gritty reboot, she's weaponized and rebuilt her iconic butt after burning it down for the insurance money when she was on the run from the Mafia.
2:26.0	And he's actually the grim Batman man from the DC movies, but one who isn't Bruce Wayne by day.
2:32.0	They're making out together on a yacht with a surprisingly visible amount of tongue that causes a rift in the space-time continuum that's making the room.
2:39.0	That's making the robot who played draws in the movie. Jaws achieve sentience and become an existential philosophy professor at Penn State.
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