Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers and welcome to Bugel Issue 4,050 sub-episode A for Ashes.

I am Andy Zoltsman and on this week's free bonus, non-full sub-extra bonus bonus, Bugel.

We will bring you some more choice mortals from November's Bugel Live show in London,

some classic sporting moments from the Bugel Archives, a look back to what was happening on this

planet 10 years ago this week and a taste of my Ashes Cricket podcast, The Earn Believer Blashes,

with the excellent Felicity Ward. But first, a quick note to make you all aware of two stories

of which I am now thanks to you fully aware. Huge gratitude to the literally billions of you

who have taken it upon yourself to in verify me of them. Story 1, a US Navy warplane drew a giant

sky-peness in the sky over Washington State. Now, clearly this is a story that demands full

Bugel consideration. According to the US Navy, the actions of this air crew are wholly unacceptable

and antithetical to Navy core values. Bullshit, US Navy, Bullshit, you need to update those core

values because for too long, our beleaguered species has been trapped in an endless cycle of violence,

industrialized military vengeful boom-boom bombasticism that has brought misery to millions.

If all future geopolitical squabblings and squabblings could be resolved by resorting instead

to schoolboy level sky graffiti, so much the better for this planet and its many varied inhabitants.

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