Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

So what's in the news as well?

Well cable news is talking about is that escape that prison escape in upstate New York.

Thank god it's there.

I'll say I'd be shitting my pants here in California.

And I love this part of this story.

This is on the news.

I'm not making this up or being salacious.

They say one of these convicts, these gapies, is very well endowed.

Now they know this.

I don't know.

But he's very well endowed and a woman who worked in the tailor shop in the prison helped

him escape because he made her feel special.

This is the kind of thing he used to see in porn movies when they had plots.

Remember?

Yeah, all of New York's date in Vermont are looking for these two guys.

They say over 450 cops are on the manhunt.

In fact, there's so many cops doing this.

They are asking until they capture them for black people to harass themselves.

Well, I'm sure you saw this week's video.

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