Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

Start the clock.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.

I will be real time.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

How are you doing?

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I know why you're excited today.

You're all Republicans.

And you see that Hillary Clinton's in kind of hot water, right?

You see, if I'm following this shit,

her email, she's been using, oh fuck, this is awful.

Using her personal email address instead of the official email.

She's the only person in America to get in trouble

for not using the office computer to surf the web.

But not doing that, most people do it.

No, and her email was not a very secure system.

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