Bonus Bill (Originally aired 3/20/15)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2015
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:02.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't |
| 0:13.0 | hear. |
| 0:14.0 | Yeah, how you doing? |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, you're very kind. |
| 0:19.0 | Thank you. |
| 0:20.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:23.0 | How are they, Bell? |
| 0:24.0 | They sound like a hot crowd. |
| 0:25.0 | Well, have you been following the news? |
| 0:27.0 | Who gives a shit? |
| 0:30.0 | No, the big news this week is, of course, overseas. |
| 0:32.0 | You followed the election. |
| 0:33.0 | It is real Benjamin Netzen-Yahu, the Prime Minister got reelected, and he did it in various |
| 0:39.0 | touting fashion the day before the election. |
| 0:49.0 | He said, Buck the Palestinians were not giving them their own state, so we're looking at a one-state |
| 0:56.0 | solution for Israel. |
| 0:57.0 | But today he kind of walked it back and he said, no, he is for a two-state solution, but not Israel and Palestine. |
| 1:05.0 | Israel and Florida. |
| 1:06.0 | Those are the two states. |
| 1:09.0 | Now great news for comedians Donald Trump. |
| 1:14.0 | Yesterday he said he's forming an exploratory committee to run for president. |
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