Bonus Bill (Originally aired 2/3/17)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2017
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:08.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes |
| 0:10.0 | to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear. |
| 0:13.0 | So what are you doing? OK welcome to another edition of what the fuck did he do now? |
| 0:41.9 | That's what every week is here. |
| 0:43.2 | My writers can't keep up. |
| 0:44.4 | They're writing one premise. |
| 0:45.4 | Oh, we just declared war on Japan. |
| 0:47.2 | All right. |
| 0:49.6 | Well, I tell you what Donald Trump did this week. |
| 0:51.3 | To keep Americans safe, you saw this over the last week |
| 0:53.8 | at Travel Band from Muslim countries |
| 0:56.6 | where he does not do business. |
| 0:57.9 | But the whole band thing was it was horribly planned. |
| 1:03.8 | The border agents had no idea what to do or what was going on. |
| 1:06.9 | And that's Trump for you. |
| 1:08.2 | You know, all the bad parts of fascism |
| 1:10.5 | without the efficiency. |
| 1:11.8 | That's true. |
| 1:13.1 | So OK. |
| 1:16.6 | So that was like the weekend. |
| 1:18.0 | And then the week started with him hanging up |
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