Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't

hear.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen you can sit down. How's the crowd Belly sound hot? I know

why because it's Halloween this week. I'm in the mood already. Do you have the Halloween

fever? What I get out of this is a public debate is apparently America is a flaming bag

of dog crap on the world's doorstep and the Republicans by God are going to stamp it

out. There's some things all the candidates up there agreed upon. The media is bad.

Oh Democrats are bad. Governments bad. Regulations are bad. Taxes are bad. And Obama stops

needing to be so negative. It needs to stop being so negative. Whatever. Joking there

somewhere but speaking of Dr. Ben Carson now the leader of the Republican field ahead

of Donald Trump how about that? Now you could tell Dr. Ben Carson's a leader because

they had a debate last night. He was the only guy all the other Republicans were nice too.

True. Although there was one awkward moment where Ted Cruz asked to touch his hair. Which

was just wrong. I know. But the big winner they said was Marco Rubio. They're like finally

a candidate who can beat Hillary and the team-bakers are like finally a candidate we can beat

you off over. Now there are a couple of big losers from last night. The first big loser

Jeb Bush. Jeb Bush. I don't want to say that he's inert. But his biggest lunch the night

was quick impression my brother on 9-11. Slowly going around the road. And the other

big losers of course with the CNBC moderators who host everybody hates them. I never thought

I'd be saying to myself, please shut up and let Donald Trump speak. I went from thinking

do we need 15 candidates to do we need CNBC? I mean some of these questions were just rude

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