Now it's time for real time 2.0 your task to listen in behind the scenes to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear

Thank you for coming

Nobody's over there

I'm gonna play to this

These are my people

Thank you very much

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you Democrats, thank you Republicans

So you watched the Democratic debate did you weigh a 15 million people?

What who knew people were so interested and we got to see for the first time all five candidates and I think the message from the Democrats

The message from the Democrats was clear we've got losers too

Yeah, we finally got to see the other three

The other three who are polling at less than 1% and they had a chance to show us why

I think Americans learned a lot from that debate like Lincoln, Shafi is not a car

And not a candidate either

Did you see this guy look like he wandered in from a life insurance commercial

I kept waiting for him to say you cannot be turned down for any reason

Pathetic I'm telling this guy was pathetic they asked him about his first vote which was to

Get rid of glass steigle which was a bad vote, you know, we know that now and his excuse was he said it was my first vote

I just arrived in this Senate my father just died

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