Bonus Bill (Originally aired 1/29/16)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2016
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:08.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes |
| 0:10.0 | to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear. |
| 0:13.0 | Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh my god what a crowd. |
| 0:39.0 | Why are they happy today? |
| 0:43.0 | Of course it's the middle of the day you're not working. |
| 0:46.0 | And you're being entertained for free. |
| 0:50.0 | Well we'll see about the entertain. |
| 0:53.0 | Not kind of on chickens but there is a lot of exciting political news and of course |
| 0:58.0 | who's leading it Donald Trump. |
| 1:01.0 | Donald Trump not going to the Republican debate tonight. |
| 1:04.0 | He somehow found something to boycott even wider than the Oscars. |
| 1:09.0 | Isn't that amazing? |
| 1:15.0 | But you know why Trump is boycotting because the debate is on Fox |
| 1:18.0 | and the moderator is Megan Kelly. |
| 1:23.0 | And at the first debate a few months ago she asked Trump a tough question |
| 1:27.0 | and that made him sad. |
| 1:31.0 | So he took his ball and he went home and then launched into his usual tie right |
| 1:37.0 | about how Obama is a weakling. |
| 1:42.0 | Obama is the weakling. |
| 1:43.0 | I gotta say Trump is the perfect standard bearer for the modern Republican male. |
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