Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

Thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

So glad you came out here.

Less than a day before Trump takes office,

I'm sorry I'm a little late coming out here, my head got stuck on the oven,

but because Trump is president now,

he's going to replace democracy with something terrific.

And then he's going to blow up the planet.

Yeah, this is the point in the movie where Superman's parents take the baby and put him in the rocket.

Because the planet's going to blow up.

But Trump supporters say the election is a reckoning.

Already some of them are having buyers or more,

because they know this is the moment where let's shake things up,

turns into, oh shit, what have we done?

Oh, we're going to look back at the Obama years,

and it's going to be like rap music before a white people ruined it.

You know, that's tomorrow at the inauguration, you know, Hillary is going to be there.

Just in case we come to our senses at the last minute.

But 65 congressmen have boycotted the whole thing.

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