Bonus Bill (Originally aired 09/30/16)

Real Time with Bill Maher

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4.1 • 15.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2016

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Bonus Bill (Originally aired 09/30/16) - Listen in on the jokes only Bill’s audience got to hear. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now it's time for Real Time 2.0, your task to listen in behind the scenes to the Real Time
0:11.1	monologue jokes America didn't hear.
0:30.0	Thank you everybody.
0:31.2	How you doing?
0:32.2	Thank you.
0:34.2	You're very kind.
0:36.0	Oh, please sit down.
0:39.0	Thank you.
0:39.9	What a welcome.
0:41.0	Are you excited because of the debate?
0:42.7	Is that what's all about?
0:44.1	I know.
0:44.6	Did you see Hillary Manche came out there in that bright red pantsuit?
0:49.1	Because that's the color Latinos use to taunt bulls.
0:56.3	I'm kidding.
0:56.9	I shouldn't compare Trump to a bull.
0:58.4	Bulls don't snort that much.
1:05.2	And they excrete less bullshit.
1:06.8	That's what I'm saying.
1:09.7	I don't know what to say about Trump's demeanor.
1:11.5	How do you even describe this?
1:12.8	It's like picture and asshole, all white fraternity that led in toddlers.
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