Bonus Bill (Originally aired 09/23/16)
Real Time with Bill Maher
HBO Podcasts
4.1 • 15.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 September 2016
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time for real time 2.0. |
| 0:08.0 | Your task to listen in behind the scenes |
| 0:10.0 | to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear. |
| 0:30.0 | Oh, you can sit down. Thank you very much. |
| 0:38.0 | Yeah, they're preparing for the debates now. |
| 0:40.0 | You heard that Hillary's home studying. |
| 0:43.0 | They have both different aspirations. |
| 0:45.0 | Trump hopes that the moderators are fair. |
| 0:47.0 | Hillary hopes no one harbors her organs. |
| 0:50.0 | She's not well. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, it's tight. Right? This race is... |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, it's tight. The liberal's in a tough spot. It's like Game of Thrones. |
| 1:01.0 | On the one hand if Trump gets the throne, he could kill us all. |
| 1:05.0 | On the other hand, we could move to Canada, but winter is coming. |
| 1:09.0 | And it is winter's coming. |
| 1:14.0 | I'm telling you, as soon as fall's here, it's Christmas. |
| 1:17.0 | It's fucking thanks, Halloween'smas. |
| 1:19.0 | Remember, thanks, Halloween'smas. |
| 1:21.0 | We invented that holiday wish. You just combined them. |
| 1:23.0 | North Carolina, did you see what's going on there? |
| 1:26.0 | It's a pretty messy situation there, less night. |
| 1:29.0 | And right in the middle of this, of course, Donald Trump is making his... |
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