Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

Thank you. We can sit down. That's very kind of you.

Oh, I'm getting uh... I'm getting all of her quirms.

Well, because this is our last rehearsal,

it's more as our last show until September 16th.

We get a little summer break. I know.

Luckily, I have an ungood authority. Donald Trump will not do anything stranger stupid.

I feel like a guard at a mental hospital who's going on break just when they wheel in Hannibal Lecter.

You know it?

Yeah, the Trump campaign had a week,

unlike any week we've ever seen, that includes him and his pass rates.

I mean, it is just Kukuklaudland.

It reminds me a little of the McCain campaign after he picks Sarah Palin

and a lot, like when Britney Spears shaved her head.

That...

But all that pal's in comparison to the thing that really is the scariest of all.

We found out what he thinks of our nuclear policy, which is use it or lose it.

Uh... Yeah, he said he had a briefing with some high security guy

and he three times apparently asked the guy if we have nuclear weapons,

why can't we use them?

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