Now it's time for real time 2.0.

Your task to listen in behind the scenes

to the real time monologue jokes America didn't hear.

Alright, I am very impressed.

You're so enthusiastic.

Is it, like, most of you are lured here by Pokemon Go?

The only upside is that the adults, I call them that, with license,

wandering around the streets looking down at their phones,

are more likely to be hit by a bus.

So, the good news.

He made a great speech this week and he said, you know,

America not as divided as we seem,

and I swear to God Trump immediately tweeted back,

we are a divided nation.

And I should know, I divided it.

Finally, a president who can bring this country apart.

But hey, this is his week coming up.

The convention is starting.

Everybody all are talking about on the news today.

Who's he going to pick for his running mate?

They say it's between this guy Mike Pence,

the governor of Indiana,

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